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Valentine’s Day is embarrassing. All those flowers and that soppy sentiment? No thank you. Not for me, or my fellow misanthropes. Still, many of us manage to find love, despite our poisonous hearts. If you’re lucky enough to meet a fellow traveler who hates the same things you hate, you have to play the game, at least a little, and show some respect, or maybe even affection.
With this in mind, here are 10 anti-Valentine’s day gifts and ideas for your sweetheart (gross), provided your sweetheart is a reprobate like me.
