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The Hummer H2 is a ridiculous monstrosity of a vehicle, but it’s so over-the-top and uncool, you have to appreciate it. A scaled-down version of the military’s multipurpose Humvee, the H2 was first introduced in 2002. It weighed 6,000 pounds and drank gasoline like an alcoholic downs gin. As you’d guess, the vehicle pissed off environmentalists and effete city-folks alike, but that was a feature, not a bug. The H2 was never a huge seller, and in 2009, General Motors only sold around 1,500 H2s, so they pulled the plug.
